catswithbenefits:

reblog if you love pizza or crystal meth

sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

uhstop:

bless

mattfoundglory:

the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth

damnafricawhathappened:

Never forget Ablisa

izzes:

kids these days with their euro direction and one vision

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

i have just been informed on this

deliriosity:

shapinguptobeprettycondomz:

so-fizzle-my-nizzle:

so-fizzle-my-nizzle:

A small puppy wandered up to U.S. Marines from Alpha Company, 1st Battalion 6th Marines, in Marjah, Afghanistan on *****. After following the Marines numorous miles, a soft hearted Marine picked the puppy up and carried the puppy in his drop pouch. (Official U.S. Marine Corps photo by Cpl Charles T. Mabry II)

LOOK AT THAT PUPPY

LOOK AT THAT MOTHER FUCKING PUPPY

i love this so fucking much it reminds me of a picture of my brother when he was in the army

literally the same story too.

♥

meladoodle:

i’m gonna start a gang but everyone has to wear heelys (and helmets cause we gotta be safe)

aaaron-tveit:

can my understudy go to school for me tomorrow